Boring Blogging

When I started this blog, my intention was to reprint my columns from Street Sense for my readers. Instead, I have provided readers with a cure for insomnia. The counter shows me just how many people come to read my blog. That shows me already just how "lively" people must find the material on it. Maybe I should resort to my freshman English teacher's week long lecture on "Uses of the Comma" to liven things up?

It somewhat angers me because Jeff Gannon seems to be getting a lot more attention than I am, and he's not even a real journalist. Maybe if I displayed my family jewels on a Web site and sold my ass to everyone who was ready to pay the price, I'd get invited to the White House. After all, I'm also a bald male journalist in Washington, DC, right? Maybe that's what is required in the way of "moral values"?

Pardon me if I'm not so forgiving. My readers are as much to blame as I am for the lackluster responses. Maybe I have to use a stun gun on them to get them moving. That's not the worst idea in the world, come to think of it... I just need a license for the weapon...